leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

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melindadanielle:

hauntedhousewife:

humblebumble:

lawebloca:

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **

this was amazing

Shawn loves this video

sukithesealion I think I was telling you about this.

melindadanielle, this is so fucking funny. At the speed this pup is going he could easily eat everyone.


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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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Did I stutter?

Did I stutter?


Feelin’ my tum today!

Feelin’ my tum today!


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